A man found Alladin’s lamp lying around. Since he was a big reader, the man recognized it and rubbed it right away. The genie appeared, bowed deeply, and said: “At your service, master. Your wish is my command. But there will be only one wish.”
 Since he was a good boy, the man said, ”I wish for my dead mother to be brought back.”
 The genie made a face. “I’m sorry master, but that wish is impossible. Make another.”
 Since he was a nice guy, the man said, “I wish the world would stop spending money to kill people.”
 The genie swallowed. “Uhh … What did you say your mother’s name was?”